You’ve heard it before. Studies have been released which conclude that people don’t actually read online… They scan. Things online should be interesting to read in order to capture one’s attention quickly. So what the fuck are you doing here then? There’s definitely some funny shit buried in the archives, I think, but given the 71% bounce rate, it seems that most of you visitors are just looking for a map. Get a fucking smart phone. Be like everyone else and look down while you masturbate with the technicolor warming lube. Seriously though, thanks to all the 7,139 unique visitors. There have been some amazing comments from Teachers, travelers, Korean War vets, Kick ass Burlingtonians, and fellow K-Bloggers. It’s been totally organic, and I love it!
Thank. you. so. much.